colonial simpleton


a colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

a simple colonial style house.

simply put: an ugly -ss house
guy 1: your house is hideous.
guy 2: it’s a pig with lipstick!
guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

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