coloptimize
coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.
“bob, can you get me a soda?”
“sorry jim, i’m coloptimized right now.”
to utilize fully a person or thing’s attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.
tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.
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