someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.
teacher: what the h-ll are you doing?
student: i’m trying to see if i can guess what color i’m eating without using my eyes. i want to see if i’m color clairvoyant.
- reductive fallacy
aka reductio ad absurdum – the premise that something impossible is actually true, and then proving it is ludicrous all women have blonde hair, which is false when you present a woman with brunette or red hair one of the basic logical fallacies is the reductive fallacy, or in latin, ‘reductum ad absurdum’. basically means […]
a misunderstood and vital character in the anime series “gundam wing”. has an undeservedly bad reputation as a b-tch among fans who think that her initial appearances define her character, as well as receiving criticism for her commitment to pacifism. in reality, she is one of the most important characters in the series, because her […]
- kelsification process
the term for any female who has had all three holes disc-mbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and p–ping without warning. whats wrong with gina? -well fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it houston, the kelsification process is complete!
- bought a jaguar
when you buy something that needs constant maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches. “mr. dipsh-t just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard”. “yep…he’ll be cleaning algae out of that thing every week. looks like he’s bought a jaguar”
- command centre
a special type of hacker’s workstation; multiple lcd monitors are mounted on different vertical levels. if the monitors are arranged on the same horizontal level – or a proprietary os is employed – this is different, and is simply refered to as a “workstation” the computer-illiterate are pr-ne to confuse “command centres” with simple family […]