Colorado Cock-slap
fact: a colorado c-ck-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in jeeps all over colorado. performing a colorado c-ck-slap is rather simple. step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. step two, have a female specimen perform road head. step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. step 4: enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your p-n-s causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (colorado c-ck-slap).
brendan- i was on my way to steamboat and i colorado c-ck-slapped her.
jeff-oh karioka!
brendan- hey jeff did you get a colorado bl-wj-b?
jeff- na, i took her to the mountains and colorado c-ck-slapped her instead.
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