colorado coffee
a s-xual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women’s -n-s. the coffee beans are then p-ssed from the women’s -n-s. the man uses the sh-tty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. the man then
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. the couple then drink the coffee between them.
had a one night stand with this sl-t last night. had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
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