river city science academy!

a school where turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. so somewhere in h-ll.
all jokes aside
this school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. right across from the winn dixie. the school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to cl-ss, potentially getting hit in the process. all of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. hard to understand teachers though. the school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. the best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. also teachers shouldn’t be allowed to have 20 cl-ss pets trapped in little cages in a room. the odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. i can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
scenario 1
person3: *yells on the top of his lungs* “river city science academy! can suck my big fat futo.”
person1: “woaaaaa did you hear him”
person2: “only at river city science academy! will you hear such a thing ”

scenario 2
random person who just happens to walk by you ” bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he’ll look like bashar al asad”

person 1: *thinks in head* “wtf did i just hear”

scenario 3
teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* ” ok cl-ss today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221″
student *wispers to himself* ” i got this man this junk is to easy”
teacher ” ok cl-ss so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and…… mish mish mish mish ”
student” what do you want us to do again sorry”
teacher ” i said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish ok”
student ” yea got it thanks for clarifying” *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

scenario 4:

student 1: hey i’m going to write a review for the school
student 2: sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
student 3: only at river city science academy!