Colorado Toothpaste


the act of suctioning feces out of a woman’s -n-s and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
i once sucked on my girlfriends b-tt so hard p–p came out and covered my teeth in feces. i then used it as colorado toothpaste.

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