colossal applause
a phrase coined by the infamous engineer, cameron vant, on march 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the p-ssenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. the phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarr-ssment, shame, or stupidity. often times after such an incident, the p-ssengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.
the antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. see “chariot’s itch”.
listen guys, i don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let’s just go.
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