Colosseum Job


when someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they sh-t/pee themselves.

it’s called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
dude 1: last night i really had to go. i was about to sh-t my self so i did a colosseum job.

dude 2: ew, get away from me you sick b-st-rd.

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