colston has bushy eyebrows
colston, you should pluck that eyebrow
complete f-cking -sshole who can die in a hole. person 1: hey whos that guy? person 2: i dont know, but he acts like an mclovinnnn
a good boi ohh, your shayanel!
someone who has been too excited to be able to form a “coheirant sentance” since the day he decided to run for the republican nomination for president. he was so liptarded that no one in congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.
when saying ‘exactly’ just isn’t enough and you need to use a certain amount of gusto to make your point. now that is exact-a-f-ckly what i’m talking about!
- grease filled stew
when a party is so disgusting that when you b-mp into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion. last night was crazy after shay’s grease filled stew. when a party is so disgusting that when you b-mp into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet […]