Colt Swain


a pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. his inept-tude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.
i saw colt swain at wal-mart the other day. he was checkin out that black badonkadonk.

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