colton buboobski


hi my name is colton, my life is a huge mess and i like men, they make me so hard. i think austin hartman is sooooo hot. he be lookin like a snack. i just want a guys huge c-ck in my -ss. and in computer cl-ss the other day, i was looking up women to see how they felt when i jerked off to them. but you see that didn’t work, so i looked up a huge d-ck and i got so hard in exactly .0000001 sec. it was really fast and i loved it. so i hope i see another guy soon because he will be getting my 2 inch warrior in the -ss. there’s a little about what happened this weekend now let’s talk about how i was born and were. i colton bub–bski was born in the center of pluto by my family of aliens i came out of an alines vigina it was so so so green coming out .
my dad’s name is clueless 1, my moms name is clueless 2, my dogs name is i don’t know because i was born on pluto and by the way i stared mingling with my parents at the age of 1 i have learned a lot about s-x and moslty masterbion though my life especially health i loved when the teacher would say dilldo, i would get so so so so hard. when i get older i would love to put my 2 inch warrior in austin hartmans b-m i think he would like me doing that to him, i’m only trying to do the right thing. when i m-st-rb-t- in the school bathroom i stutter a lot i think it is because im going so fast and my legs shake so bad. one time i was doing it and another man walk in i said to myself omg maybe he will join me and at that time i got so hard i couldn’t even handle it again my name is colton bub–bski and i have a 2 inch warrior so come get it guys.

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