Colton Crum


a true player, has many wives/girlfriends. will be seen killing zombies and or while scr-w-ng women. colton crum is extremely good in bed. go f-ck yourself if you dont know a colton crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. he is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.
100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

colton crum: seen not heard women!

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