Colton Harpst
an example of the coolest kid in the f-ckin universe: he p-sses excellence out his -ss: g-ds greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the colton harpst.
that kid acts so tuff he must think hes a colton harpst or somethin’.
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