colton parayko
colton parayko plays for the st. louis blues. he’s a big boy™ and also the leagues official good boy. he’s the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.
colton parayko is a certified teddy bear™ but don’t let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. the experience would be 10/10.
colton parayko is also hot af in gl-sses.
i want colton parayko to destroy me.
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