the act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
dan wanted s-x, but had to settle for a columbian chocolate milkshake this morning.
something you type whenever you have no friends in google. i typed up 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm as a prank all the letters and numbers on a keyboard. typed from top to bottom left to right. typing this is a sign of extreme boredness. uhhh i am soo bored. 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
- whacked out poo brain
a nutty, pain in the -ss, person or animal. finn i diagnosed that horse with whacked out poo brain five minutes ago!
- rectal suspension
verb 1. the act of not releasing one’s bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover sh-ts. the act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy sh-t to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement. “oh man, i had to do a rectal […]
- texas sized 10-4
texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from ontario), means i agree, or yes. it may also mean i understand depending on the context “hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside” “that’s a texas sized 10-4 buddy”
- napkin calculus
when someone doesn’t know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway. “i used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar.” “and?” “well, obviously i was wrong.”