columbian pattycake
when you sh-t on a person’s chest or t-ts then proceed to j-zz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting -n-lly.
phil: “how was jen last night?”
dave: “we made columbian pattycakes.:
phli: “nasty… why am i friends with you?!”
dave: “i dunno man, i dunno.
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