columbine crew


that group of 7 or 8 goofaces that hang around your local coffee shop/venue on open mic night. they wear an excessive amount of black, never break formation, and will make even the most self–ssured fellow very uncomfortable. they tend to pick an inconvenient spot, such as a narrow walkway or the only couch or pool table in the building, and stick to it for hours. they’re ultimately harmless, but creepy nonetheless.
geraldine: “ohhh f-ck. columbine crew on your 6.”

bertha: “man, let’s dip.”

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