columbus academy
1. students get over-worked to death
2. the food is sh-t
3. middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every f-cking day
– “new” “more-efficient” 8:00 check in time also at fault
1.
student 1: “i got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night.”
student 2: “not f-cking fair man, i was up all night studying for physics”
2.
student 1: “what’s for lunch?”
student 2: “spicy lemongr-ss chicken with coconut infused rice”
student 3: “i thought we were having dragon tofu?”
3.
faculty: “you all have detention- it’s not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy sh-ts 20 minutes to drive up the driveway”
the columbus academy is the “premier” private school of columbus, ohio. it is cooler than csg, because we are co-ed. (haha unis) the students there are all extremely amazing or hilarious, or they would not be admitted. (hint, hint people who aspire to be us)
girl a: “my friend goes to columbus academy”
girl b: “i wish i was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature.”
girl a: “yeah…… they’re lucky, their mascot exists!”
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