Columbus, Texas
an excruciatingly boring town on i-10 between houston and san antonio where people have nothing to do but self-medicate so much that many develop cirrhosis by the age of 27.
first person: “i need a ride home, i have to work tomorrow.”
second person: “f-ck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka.”
third person; “columbus, texas always prevails!”
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