Colwyn


a drink popular in portland, or. it is made from sunny delight and everclear. it is also known as a getto screwdriver.
i know dude, i had like eight colwyns!
a borough near darby, pennsylvania. many blacks and white trash live there. also many self-righteous soccer moms live there and they don’t know how to discipline their kids.

a current state of “white flight” is going on as the neighborhood becomes “darker.”
“eew look at that overweight soccer mom with a mullet! why is she yelling at the coach? can’t she just accept that her kid is playing in a game and fair is fair?” asked juliette.

“i woouldn’t expect too much–she’s from colywn,” said pete.

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