Com eyes


to make a face that resembles that of a psychotic ape… most notably, with eyes that are crossed while simultaneously looking lazy.
dude 1: i didn’t mean to p-ss him off… but he ended up making com eyes at me.

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    the feeling of dread one gets, knowing they are about to engage in an ‘activity’ that will bore them to tears and have no way to get out of it. dave felt the familiar chill of foredom creep up his spine as he straightened his tie in the mirror. he made a mental note to […]

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    where -n-l craftmanship is carried out by a proprietor often without the help of people and or machinery. the instructor led us in an -n-l workshop where we experienced an artistic freedom we were otherwise unable to convey.

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