coma toes
when someone in a coma has their feet “fall asleep”, can’t wake up to fix their blood flow, and their toes turn blue.
1.”after my car crash, the next thing i remember is waking up 2 days later with the worst case of coma toes ever!”
2.”man you need to eat better, you’re too pale. look at your feet man, you look like you got coma toes!”
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