coma week


a coma week is a week in which the partic-p-nt will spend the entire time drunk – going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

it is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the partic-p-nt will be in a state that resembles a coma – unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli
steve and dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.

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