comatext
someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.
i tried asking timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.
when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;
you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a “comatext”
“i want a tattoo, so i’ll comatext doris to set up an appointment”
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