comatoast

so f-cking ‘toasted’ that you’re in a coma.
man, i’m comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
nik: “i didnt get home from the club till 4am, then i smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way i was waking up for work at 7am, i was comatoast”
you are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). you are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and s-x fail to return you to a normal state. there is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).
i was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, i soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, i was so tired i was comatoast.
what happens when you smoke too much good weed.
“ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast
in a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is “toast”. simply replace comatose with comatoast. this got started when a family member mispr-nounced “comatose” and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.
the patient is comatoast.
a sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.
me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day’s work. suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. i was already in a coma from work — after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, i now was totally comatoast.
the only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. can taste like the perfect hangover cure.
i had to have my comatoast this morning. last night was a crazy night. what happened?