Comb the Goat


to play with ones p-n-s pistol; do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; to beat someones -ss; to beat around the bush or lollygag;
hey i’m outta here i gotta go “comb the goat”!

im’ma be out here all day combing this goat!

if you don’t get the h-ll outta my face i’m gonna comb your f-cking goat!

i told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit combing your goat and get this sh-t done!

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