Combat Fap


a combat fap is a situation where a soldier is in the heat of battle and has the sudden urge to relieve themselves…

the soldier must first ask the commander of the squad permission to initiate said activity.
private d-ckhead: commander permission to combat fap sir!
commander -sshat: permission granted soldier.
“the commander then stares him in the eyes while he combat faps”

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