COMBAT JERK
masterbating while in a theater of combat and while you are are either engaging in or in close proximity of a firefight.
dude! louie got a combat jerk last night during that mortar attack!!!
also see : combat jack, combat jacket
the act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.
conor, dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me…
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