Combed
originally meaning fixing the hair.
today can be heard for the reference of getting ones -ss kicked, or even killed in a video game. like the new urban word raped
don’t go out there. you will get your -ss combed….
n-gg- need a -ss combed!
combed–a putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. sometimes it just brushes the hole.
golfer 1… wow i thought that putt was in man !!! you barely missed it !! golfer 2…. yeah, i just got combed !!!
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