combing the carpet


1. the act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. this is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack wh-r-s run out of drugs and money.
2. the act of searching for lsd after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

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