comblitch
to complain and b-tch in excess at the same time, for long periods of time, about everything. usually with your friend at a bar about your girlfriend/boyfriend being an -ss. you may or may not be drunk at the time.
lores: dammit… that wh-r- jill told me we were through. i just bought her a $120 dinner, and spent the whole day picking out a suite, and i helped her and her friends move and..—
scoots: what are you comblitching about, lores? didn’t you pwn her?
lores: (sigh) yeah…
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