Commywood


the name of a school in vancouver that uses the ideals of communism to run its daily life.
person:boy, do i love my math cl-ss!
teacher: if you love math, you must also love english.
person: but i don’t love english!
teacher: here at commywood, everything is loved equally. i love english, and i love lamp as well.
person: but this doesn’t make much sense…
teacher: guards, take him away!
person: noo….

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