combover sloppy


when someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet bl-wj-b. forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
bro 1: oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
bro 2: you don’t mean…
bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. she grew it out just for me.

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