comcast chav


annoying but nice comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he’s invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he’s justin timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying “have a good one sir”
me- “is sir annoying leaving?”
dad- “what do you mean?”
me- “the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?”
dad- “no, he’s gonna try to fix the tv”
me- “oh, that’s annoying…”

-walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav-

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