comcast housemates
when five formerly heteros-xual college-age men, all hot studs, get h-rny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i’ll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren’t just a couple of godd-mn comcast housemates.
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