Comedify
to make comedic com – ee – dify
a gentle attempt was made to comedify the situation by likening the judges hairdo to shirley b-ssey’s.
to deal with an aggravating or uncomfortable person by imagining him as a comic figure in a movie, rather than as a unique kantian ent-ty deserving of inviolable respect
“if i ever met dubya in person, i’d have to comedify him just to avoid jailtime.”
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