comedy central

the only good channel on cable.
comedy central is great!!!
the only reason for my existence + the only reason i pay for cable instead of stealing it
comedy central is the best network ever
south park rules all bow down
the best network on tv period
southpark is on it duh
the only network that plays coming to america 5,00000 times a week
d-mn coming to america agian? must be comedy central!
awesome most of the time:
daily show: the only reliable mainstream news source on tv(on print it’s the onion duh!); it takes punches at both the right and the left, but considering most self-labeling “conservatives” are dumb-sses these days, they leave themselves wide open for more shots, thus the satire of neo-condoms are hilarious (even my ignorant neo-con friends love it and the station)
south park: shocking, awesome, and re-inventing itself
tough crowd with colin quinn: douche bag who won’t shut up and give other people a chance to rationally express their opinions
reno 911, crank yankers, usually whatever the newest show is: funny for the first five minutes you ever saw them, then cr-p cr-p boring cr-p
dave attell: ok, always finds something crazy and worthwhile in every town
dave chappell: kick -ss satire. i never thought i’d see a blind black kkk member. proves just how dumb racism is. anyways the sh-t, just make more new episodes for prince’s sake!
mad tv: this show is boring; the characters are just dumb; they suck
kids in the hall: best comedy show ever!!! bring it back!!! awesome
anyways that about sums it up.
did you see the daily show last night, (insert guest) was on last night?
yeah amazing, john stewart is the sh-t.
yeah i totally watch that instead of the simpsons considering i’ve seen them all about 40 times; after the daily show i watch adult swim or vh1
the channel with the best programming and the worst marketing. a network that acquires and produces many great tv franchise, and makes commercials to make it all look like sh-t.

the owners are already rich of course. but unlike other network execs, they say f-ck quality, so long as they keep there couch potato market.
—originals—

south park: best on the channel, for obvious reasons.

chappelle show: most original sketch comedy show ever, by neal brennan and dave chappelle(also the best stand-up act i have seen).

crank yankers: some very original prank calls, great effect added by puppets` actions sometimes. awesome guests that people who know anything about stand-up would recognize.

daily show with jon stewart: great newscaster, originally from mtv news. always known for sense of humor added to reports, still awesome, but now its a whole half-hour! even a decent source of news, if you are smart enough to see what the actuall facts were(as it is fact-based)

the critic: highly underaprecciated cl-ssic. anything with john lovitz is awesome(ie. rat race, the wedding singer)

insomniac: dave attell, great comic. good at stand up, great talent for getting wasted. jason rules too.
plus, my nyc friend ran into them one night in brooklyn. lucky b-st-rd.

drawn together:….
“the 1st animated reality show”? what kind of bullsh-t is that?

duckman: great. simple but deep humor. just watch it.

kid notorious: i don`t know sh-t about robert evans, except that he rules.

the man show: good as south park, til they put those new guys on.

reno 911: #2 show on the network. awesome sh-t. great parody of nevada if you have ever been there.

—acquired programs—
kids in the hall- canada trying to be monty python. no chance in h-ll, but the kids still rule.
that`s right, comedy central did not make it. how stupid can you be to not know it`s canadian? they even talk about it on the show! hey morons like fotodevoto, cc can`t make new episodes of a canadian show, can they?

mad tv: sucks as, why did comedy central actually pay fox for this piece of cr-p

sat-rday night live: great show, but it sometimes seems like comedy central handpicks the worst episodes

dilbert: ok to read in the paper for 30 seconds, not worth watching on tv for 30 minutes.

whose line is it anyway: best improv show there is, done long before dana carvey`s version on abc went mainstream thanks to brady.

trigger happy tv: the best show they ever bought from bbc, even better than whose line. when i get back to the states, i am so filming something like this.

thats all i can think of.
if i left anything out, my memory probably blocked it out for unrectifiable suct-tude.
bill maher: we have a great new line-up for next quarter. it`s our best variety yet, we have shows that we can market to all americans. what do you think?
marketing chief: you mean expand out market to all ages, races, occupations, and both genders? no. marketing to everyone would be too obvious. what do you say we make a depressingly shallow marketing campaign, so that we can limit our market to unemployed white catholic males between 25-30 years old?
maher: what? i gotta get to the country club, get in a few games, little rushed. what are you proposing, in 3 words?
chief: market like r-t-rds.
maher: sounds like a plan!
chief: right on it. as any bussinessman knows, its best to limit your market as much as possible and make your product sound worthless.
maher: will it leave me more time for golf?
chief: sure, why not?
maher: i like your thinking! get right on that. i`m out, late for my caviar at the country club!
also known as the stoner channel it was once great channel now its overrun with sh-tty cartoons (except southpark), naked puppets (crank yankers), high school movies for teenagers, 2 hour mad tv marathons 2-3 times a day and a whole bunch of other cr-p thats not funny at all.
with shows like crank yankers, drawn together, hour long mad tv re runs shown one after another and gay teen movies i dont watch comedy central as much as i used to no matter how high i am.

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