COMELEC


a filipino inst-tution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the philippines. used to be a well respected inst-tution in the times of davide and yorac et. al, it is now infested with moron, -sshole, dumb-ss, and bigot.
that sp-wn of satan of a president sure knows how to handle her comelec!

those three r-t-rded douchebags at comelec just quoted the old testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, i wonder if they will also ban eating sh-llfish (lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (lev. 19:19).

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