comFATition


the ‘secret’ compet-tion between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. scoring is done by peers.
allen lost the bet when fattest girl anita one-upped bertha in the comfat-tion by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in pe.

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