comfort snail
in the same category as “awkward turtle”, “tmi turkey”, and “shady palm tree”. you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.
“oh no, don’t feel bad. here’s the comfort snail.”
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