comforter whore
a person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
cw: “hey look at my new comforter! it’s so soft and pretty”
friend: “that’s the third comforter you’ve bought this month you comforter wh-r-!”
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