Comfy jizz
a j-zz; that involves being pampered whilst you m-st-rb-t-; the first person m-st-rb-t-s, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as m-ssaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. the second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
your playing call of duty, whilst w-nking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = comfy j-zz
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