Commanded


to be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarr-ssed state. similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. the origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, compet-tive situations.
1) that stock mustang just got commanded by the lamborghini murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) dude, you are getting categorically commanded by trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at wii tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.

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