Commander Geoffrey


an airline pilot who had the aids virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. his condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.
“i heard millie gave arthur aids”
“what a commander geoffrey thing to do!”

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