Commander in Queef
a female commander in chief aka president
ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next commander in queef, hillary rodham clinton, of the united states of america!
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one lick of a lollipop or of anything that can be licked (but it is only licked once). instead of giving john a full-on rim job, she opted for the simpler tooltie.
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