Commander
the lucky b-st-rd who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick’s ugly/b-tchy/annoying friend(s).
he saw the brunette first, so clark’s gonna be commander tonight.
someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.
so i was with the commander, and once she didn’t want to go out…no one did.
a mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly pendleton) and four shots of peach schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same gl-ss.
he tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.
the one and only, the official.
can be exaggerated by using the term high command
will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.
also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
that move just put you in high command, you commander!
that is such a commander!
the name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite s-x, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. one who fails at school.
girl 1: just guess what this guys problem is?
girl 2: what?
girl 1: he’s a commander.
girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he’s an idiot.
my h-m-s-xual nightmare while i was in the army. my commander f-cked me 12 times in the -ss and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!
please! not in the eye socket commander!!!
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