commando push up
theoretically a push up done in a handstand. in actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. so, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect…
guy: guess what? i did 12 commando push ups last night.
girl: really? what’s that?
different guy: oh, shut up, dude. it just means he did push up ‘au naturale’.
girl: ew..!
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