Commerce, GA
a place where there is a lot of fast food. you will most likely die of a heart attack or be very overweight, or both. there are a lot of fat f-cks around here and most of them are dumb -ss rednecks. there is a wal-mart there that is filled with white trash hicks and beaners and every thing has been opened or stolen or in just sh-tty quality. the home depot here is f-cking ridiculous because you can’t go any where in that store with out an employee looking over your shoulder or just asking if you need any help. every house in this terrible city is a f-cking trailer. the only place that is at least worth going to is the tanger outlets. other than that, every thing sucks.
“hey, clifton, let’s go out to eat somewhere.”
“well shoot, we might as well go to commerce, ga.”
“g-d dang-it, i ran out of hot-dog buns, might as well go to that wal-mart.”
“i can’t f-cking stand these hillbillies, they’re f-cking every where in this god d-mn wal-mart looking for sh-t to buy!”
“f-ck, my house is being foreclosed, might as well go to commerce and buy me one of them cheap trailers in the middle of nowhere…”
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