Commercial Coma


commercial coma-

it happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. you soon forget what show/movie you were watching.
mark: hey, what, uh, what’s the show we’re watching?

john: dude, we’re watching family guy.

mark: uh, really? are you sure?

john: someone’s got a serious case of commercial coma…

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